Sorry for my brother, guys, but that’s ok, I just take him home.
Plot twist: Only tumblr users survive the apocalypse because we were too lazy to go outside to see what was going on.
Second plot twist: We don’t realize everyone else is gone until we run out of food. We don’t really care until all the Nutella is gone.
Third plot twist: We finally all meet up because we have to repopulate the world.
Forth plot twist: Everyone on tumblr actually gets laid.
5 year old Robert Downey Jr. in his first role.
Wear your clothing like armor. Clothing protects you from unwelcome eyes. Just remember what’s armor and what’s you, so when it’s time to take it off, you can.
You know Dean called Kevin Katniss…but I think Dean was wrong…
WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT
have you ever had a friend who you love to death but at the same time you fucking hate them and every once in a while you get an extremely strong urge to beat the shit out of them
stop for a minute and realize you are a 10lb brain piloting a slab of meat
PROPHET LIKE IT’S HOT
my brothers say that if this gets 500,000 notes i get to get out of the cage
goddammit we’re getting you out of hell ourselves
if we get enough notes we need to take a screen shot and tweet it to the writers.
Even if you arent a supernatutal fan, favourite and reblog this for us.
They were never, in fact, homeless.
One time I was out shopping with my mom and I started playing with a display thing, and she was like “What are you doing?” and I sarcastically was like “Worshiping Satan, obviously” and she was like “Seems a bit conceited to worship yourself, but whatever makes you happy”